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Monday, February 21, 2011

charlie bit my finger



Who does this kid belong to??? Do his parents think it is funny to watch their child scream in horror as he is being eaten???!!!! All i have to say is :"BAD PARENTING!!!!!!" {although the accent is adorable!!!!!} This stuff is so over-rated.

Friday, December 31, 2010

Avatar... My Homies!!!




The other day my son and I saw the movie Avatar. He said he loved it and insisted on me creating him one to live his future life in. Me being the genius I am, I simply said I would do it. Now that I am struggling to find a scientific breakthrough, I am trying to stop having these visions of creating a "hailu" and finding one of those flying lizards for my son. So I am going to keep this short and sweet, DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE... IT IS 100% TERRIBLE. And if they do make a sequel... keep it trite.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

comments

Ok people, I have seen some of the comments you put on here and I do realize my opinions are right, yours are wrong! (ha! ha!) Well also I have seen some of the comments you put on Mitzy Cares. (they ARE NOT nice.) So I have come up some guidelines for commenting on either blogs... and if you don't follow them, you won't be getting a very "smiles and sunshine" remark from us.
  1. If you can't say something nice... shut your trap.
  2. If you do disagree keep it G rated
  3. remember number one
  4. Melanie is right... you are wrong
  5. Be respectful
  6. Please mind your manners
  7. Dis Harry Potter
  8. Dis Miley Cyrus
  9. Dis Britteny Spears
  10. Dis Lindsey Lohan
Ok, stick to these and you will be fine!

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Melanie

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Harry Potter

Okay I understand that you all love Harry Potter. Well if you and your pea sized brain are nodding 'Yes of course who doesn't?' I am afraid I disagree. Many of us have seen his latest movie, the deathly hallows, and so have I. I thought it was wonderful. Who has a life or death quest to find a sword?! Harry Potter! I mean what are they, Wizards?! Well if you are a true fan... read the book I have been told by my close friend Mitzy they are MUCH better, but I would not know because I don't like any of it. If you are like me and wouldn't like murdering him... he is staying at the super 8 motel in kerville Texas. room 395. Good luck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EC2tmFVNNE

go to the link above to see the insulent preview... or just go buy the book.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Honest Abe?



Breaking News: Is Abe Lincoln really that honest?!

Our sources have told us that "Honest Abe" almost LIED to his wife about her rear looking fat! Think what will he let slip out next?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Mitzy Cares

Have you heard of this advice column called Mitzy Cares? Well my coworkers and I, have decided that it is the best blog of 2010! ( besides the one you are reading.) Mitzy from Mitzy Cares and I, are close personal friends and we sometimes even work together!!! Well just remember, the next time you need professional advice, or are just bored email Mitzy at mitzycares@gmail.com or go to her website at www.mitzycares.blogspot.com!



2010 Kia Soul Hamster Commercial




Who knew hamsters could be so awesome? It is the best commercials I have ever seen. You could get the this, or you could get the that. But here at
Melanie Doesn't Care we are going to get the this because this is where it's at!